After another hot day, Rassilon is lying on the bed in front of the air conditioner and fan enjoying the cool.
But outside the thunder is rumbling. Unfortunately there is no rain to go with it, and I don’t know if there is lightning. But there is very loud rolling thunder.
How does Rassilon react to the thunder? Well I waited until the thunder was actually rumbling to get the photo.
Storms, fireworks, drums, loud cars or Harley Davidson motorbikes with straight pipes…Not a problem to Rassilon.
A woman asked her husband, “If I was to die, would you get married again”?
The husband said, “Well, I am used to having someone around the house to cook for me, so I guess I would get married again”.
Wife, “I see, I’m not even cold and your out getting married again. Would you live in this house”?
Husband, “Well we own the house, it would be stupid to move into a new place and have to start paying again, so, yes, I would live here”.
Wife, “That’s nice. Getting married again and living in our house. Would you sleep in our bed”?
Husband, “Well the bed is only a year old, and it was expensive, so it would be a waste of money to go and buy a new one, so, yes, we would sleep in our bed”.
Wife, “Terrific, remarried, living in our house and sleeping in our bed. I suppose you would let her use my golf clubs”.
Husband, “Don’t be silly, of course I wouldn’t. She’s left handed”.