The size is all wrong. As I am being stared at and spoken to, all because Rassilon wants Pizza, I feel he could be an Italian Greyhound.
Actually, on this night I had 2 dogs staring at me, but Mitzi is a fussy eater and took too long to decide, so Rassilon ate all the pizza.
Now, there are certain words that are used in greyhound circles. Zoomie, counter surfing and nose art.
Nose art is the artwork that comes from a big wet nose pressing against things, in the case of the picture, a window. Sadly, my car windows have the same artwork, both front and rear windows